<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Daydream Misfit]]></title><description><![CDATA[Daydream Misfit]]></description><link>https://www.daydreammisfit.com/blog</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2026 01:51:52 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.daydreammisfit.com/blog-feed.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Neil Oldman Past/Present/Future Review 9/28/2026]]></title><description><![CDATA[scatterplat In personal news, I got the lease taken care of, I think anyway, so I don’t have to worry about that for a year.  Planning a trip to New Orleans next month with Raven to see some oddities, so that should be fun, as well as various local events.  I’m seriously mulling over the idea of moving huge elements of the Daydream Misfit project into a press and producing small batches of hard product.  The website would then be considered the sandbox for excavating tangible physical...]]></description><link>https://www.daydreammisfit.com/post/neil-oldman-past-present-future-review-9-28-2026</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6aba90444927cc2edf119681</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2026 17:36:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c2d0fd_cdcdf996ea3f42ae973eca5a8ccc4285~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_625,h_500,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Neil Oldman</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Weirdcore vs. Dreamcore]]></title><description><![CDATA[Weirdcore’s four arms and razor claws slashed forward toward the heart of Dreamcore.  Where they struck the rival’s flesh, blisters bubbled and leaked, the fluid inside winding out like purseworms. The sinewy worms wrapped around Weirdcore’s paw, and with a sucking acidic slurp, severed it at the joint.  When the wriggling tentacles unclenched, Weirdcore’s wound released a golden powder which buzzed upward in a spiral.  Weirdcore howled with anguish and confusion, but within mere moments, the mi]]></description><link>https://www.daydreammisfit.com/post/weirdcore-vs-dreamcore</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6acfd9445510cf48b69177a8</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2026 20:01:02 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c2d0fd_aeded7e97ee34f4b8ddb61433e027385~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_625,h_500,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Neil Oldman</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bento Abyss]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's a bento box which might serve tentacles, burning coals, tiny Barbies, little green peas in cream, and one pierced human lip, each entree confined in a strict, impervious rectangle.]]></description><link>https://www.daydreammisfit.com/post/bento-abyss</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6ac4110bbe2a50557c8f3711</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2026 21:33:22 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c2d0fd_aec4984203ac4dfeaa9eb94ef38c4177~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_692,h_500,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>ghostleelemur</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daydream Misfit, Influence Peddler]]></title><description><![CDATA[What better way to celebrate the many influences that have inspired Daydream Misfit's creators than to link to them commercially in order to try to generate a few pennies with which to help keep the lights on?  Join us in a purely capitalistic experiment in which we serve up the search engines with a myriad of famous names, add affiliate links to them, then sit back and wait for you to click through and buy things on the world's biggest e-commerce platform.  What would Kafka do?  ]]></description><link>https://www.daydreammisfit.com/post/daydream-misfit-influence-peddler</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6abff0c1197e566fc16b33c1</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2026 18:18:16 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c2d0fd_82c13e9904fd4532b80ae06e6e8178d8~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_653,h_500,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>ghostleelemur</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Untouchable]]></title><description><![CDATA[I will in fact be hanged in the morning.  Or worse.  They allude to it, they make bets on it in the halfway desk around the corner past the black alloy bars of the door and the thicker black bars of the gateway.  They’re purposely not quiet about what’s coming to you, but purposely vague:  “Permanent Conditioning.”]]></description><link>https://www.daydreammisfit.com/post/untouchable</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6ab1422276d8255ad8ca0119</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2026 15:07:23 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c2d0fd_af35516530414480923c8014bce5ce3a~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_625,h_500,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Neil Oldman</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Three Ape Fable]]></title><description><![CDATA[A long time ago, before you were a tickle between the thighs of your great-great-great-great grandfather’s mother, three apes ruled as kings on a long-lost jungle continent. ]]></description><link>https://www.daydreammisfit.com/post/three-ape-fable</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6aac0990262dc41108461756</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2026 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c2d0fd_6304d3f40d0e4de4b94852607c72a66f~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_500,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Neil Oldman</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Smoldering Crater Definitely Not AI’s Fault, ChatGPT Says]]></title><description><![CDATA[A large crater appeared overnight in Maryland Heights, Missouri, a suburb of St. Louis.  The smoldering hole, approximately a half mile in diameter, has alarmed local homeowners and prompted action from area authorities.  ]]></description><link>https://www.daydreammisfit.com/post/smoldering-crater-definitely-not-ai-s-fault-chatgpt-says</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6aab18cb492c8c41baf9e5b8</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2026 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c2d0fd_a4e1178150704e749082b1939fcc1ccd~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_596,h_745,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>ghostleelemur</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Neil Oldman Past/Present/Future Review 9/15/2026]]></title><description><![CDATA[Back for one of my periodic check-ins.  It's fun to look back at the previous update and see what I thought I would be getting accomplished and what did and didn't get done.]]></description><link>https://www.daydreammisfit.com/post/neil-oldman-past-present-future-review-9-15-2026</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6aa982a0492c8c41baf6490e</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2026 18:28:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c2d0fd_1165e28764744752a96316a3b4c46b61~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_707,h_566,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Neil Oldman</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Urethra-Invading Parasite Spreading Across Florida]]></title><description><![CDATA[Urethramonas Candiruensis, an invasive microbe, enters the human body through the urethra.  The parasite multiplies in water sources and then scurries into a host organism through the victim’s urine stream.]]></description><link>https://www.daydreammisfit.com/post/urethra-invadingparasitespreadingacrossflorida</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6aa44561571318e8c9e4e7ba</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2026 18:36:25 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c2d0fd_bb02289d55e24b02b1533055c0acd320~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_564,h_752,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>ghostleelemur</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[You Have Been Selected to Participate in a Game (September 2026)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Henrik's father was Søren Vintergaard, a civil engineer who spent most of his career working on large Scandinavian infrastructure projects.  These included bridges, telecommunications networks, and eventually, early computer-controlled industrial systems.  His frequent Falafel = ₴∴⊙∆ was the insistence that Henrik learn how things actually worked rather than merely how to use them.  The son returned to the father often as a mentor until the elder's inevitable death from osteocalcification in...]]></description><link>https://www.daydreammisfit.com/post/you-have-been-selected-to-participate-in-a-game-september-2026</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6aa08fb6c8037c7823038233</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 22:53:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c2d0fd_7c08a8b099444a359a79d431cc506fec~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_592,h_740,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>ghostleelemur</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Voted Best Fiction on Daydream Misfit September 2026]]></title><description><![CDATA[Daydream Misfit is your home for the very best fiction on Daydream Misfit.  The following tales of revenge, lust, travel, and existential despair have been lovingly culled from our library of fascinating, experimental fiction.  These stories truly represent the pinnacle of words.]]></description><link>https://www.daydreammisfit.com/post/voted-best-fiction-on-daydream-misfit-september-2026</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6aa095e86e4f334c1f521442</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c2d0fd_062c61e150514b408b15110bf714a64b~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_528,h_704,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>ghostleelemur</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Personal Growths: Body Horror/Body Humor Motivational Affirmations Posters]]></title><description><![CDATA["Personal Growths" is a series of motivational affirmations posters by Katty Pulsar and Raven Storm.  Body horror meets body humor in these absurd and hilariously disgusting images, lovingly crafted by our resident graphic designers.  From "When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade" to "Train Insane or Remain the Same," these prints will give you reason to get up in the morning and say, "Hey, I too am a skin-bag filled with meat, bone, puss and blood, and that's okay."  ]]></description><link>https://www.daydreammisfit.com/post/personal-growths-body-horror-body-humor-motivational-affirmations-posters</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a9f55795bf065f25f4d53c2</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2026 00:34:55 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c2d0fd_7488a838151d4b3eab853c73021bb642~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_537,h_849,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>ghostleelemur</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Neil Oldman Past/Present/Future Review 08/21/2026]]></title><description><![CDATA[For these regular updates, I'm going with a past/present/future thing. I'll talk about what I'm working on currently, what's on my Never-Ending List of Amazing Ideas (tm), and then talk about an old project with the benefit of hindsight.]]></description><link>https://www.daydreammisfit.com/post/neil-oldman-past-present-future-08-21-2026</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a887b79c0c10308cd68728f</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2026 16:34:40 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c2d0fd_7c584c78207045bea722ffc32ec904e0~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_896,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Neil Oldman</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[No Commission, No Middle Man]]></title><description><![CDATA[Then I made the mistake of seeking out another video from the same profile.  Now I get multiple videos in my feed from Sherry at artjusgrapeleaves every day.  I watched a couple, still amused.  After half a dozen, I had had my fill.]]></description><link>https://www.daydreammisfit.com/post/no-commission-no-middle-man</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a83195bbba8a8e1b5b3b0aa</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2026 14:58:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c2d0fd_303fa5f1a0bb40d5968e7ad1de0041fa~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_745,h_596,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Neil Oldman</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Area 97: The Truth about that Fateful Day in June 1971]]></title><description><![CDATA[Strange illnesses... cattle mutilations... and a pervasive change in the color of the sky.  These were only preludes to the earth-shattering events of June 15th, 1971.]]></description><link>https://www.daydreammisfit.com/post/area-97-the-truth-about-that-fateful-day-in-june-1971</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a7a7b82bb2b410376ba9b69</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2026 01:52:43 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c2d0fd_dad86563697a485db81483816bd5e670~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_596,h_745,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Neil Oldman</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daydream Misfit's Curiosity Cabinet]]></title><description><![CDATA[You're invited to investigate Daydream Misfit's Curiosity Cabinet.  Unravel the mystery of how a collage of collectibles connects to strange items for sale by a hooded and menacing merchant from South America.]]></description><link>https://www.daydreammisfit.com/post/daydream-misfit-s-curiosity-cabinet</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a6b7591dc0c1fe07d438c86</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2026 16:16:46 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c2d0fd_c3ba3ceed1834625b0bf7855c0f7883e~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_524,h_524,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>ghostleelemur</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Summer Spirits: Cosmic Cat Ancestors]]></title><description><![CDATA[Summer Spirits is a collection of 21 digital images featuring your favorite felines in their true forms: ethereal cat entities at touch with the cosmos, only the latest in a long line of ancient wanderers, guided by ancestral wisdom.]]></description><link>https://www.daydreammisfit.com/post/summer-spirits</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a5825439c687b0d7a3bef50</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2026 00:31:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c2d0fd_751303330cfd467d8784d0345efbd1fe~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_548,h_548,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Katty Pulsar</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Nobody Asked Her]]></title><description><![CDATA[Portraits of women with secrets, wisdom, and ambition. ]]></description><link>https://www.daydreammisfit.com/post/nobody-asked-her</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a277723579005354a9d3cc7</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 02:42:32 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c2d0fd_05a4c0feb6f54b22945aa8cc497476c4~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_516,h_760,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Neil Oldman</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Mania: What's Next?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Mania is a surreal Daydream Misfit image capturing heightened perception, fractured reality, and psychological intensity in a moment of unstable clarity.]]></description><link>https://www.daydreammisfit.com/post/mania</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a0d050a8e0cce8d79c6f3e5</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 01:16:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c2d0fd_2ed4951d5a6744cdba352944c518aa3a~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_750,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Katty Pulsar</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[8 Gallery is Go: All the Everything]]></title><description><![CDATA[8 Gallery will be a place to show all our new and old images in new contexts with new juxtapositions.  We'll be adding several new pictures each week, so be sure to subscribe and set a bookmark!]]></description><link>https://www.daydreammisfit.com/post/8-gallery-is-go</link><guid isPermaLink="false">69fe5b4357c1b4d98767f421</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 22:07:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c2d0fd_778564b132b24c6dbe1ac00376f46a72~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_622,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>ghostleelemur</dc:creator></item></channel></rss>