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Vampire Nurse
Recovery Ward
Welcome to the Vampire Nurse Recovery Ward, a refuge for the sick and suffering. Here, the nurses are attentive, the treatments are experimental, and the patients are in the dark. We're proud to provide you a medical institution that's part clubhouse for pinup models and part gothic fever dream. The professionals at our hospital are cheeky, charming, and mostly almost completely in control of their urges. Relax. You're in good hands. Probably.

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