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Work created by the regular writers and contributors responsible for Daydream Misfit.


Daydream Believer Misfit Market
I have no job, I’m at the brown coffeehouse off Hollywood where the girl who does her homework hides under her hoodie and the waitress with the varicose veins and aggressive boobies forgets my coffee needs refilling and doesn’t like my kind. In walks Glenn Danzig.
2 days ago6 min read


Murderess Magazine: Female Serial Killers Get a Makeover
Female serial killers are fascinating in part because our society doesn't expect women to unleash their often-justifiable rage in the form of violence, much less to methodically carry out and inflict repeated acts of murder.
3 days ago2 min read


Neil Oldman Daydream Misfit Past/Present/Future Review 11/09/2026
Since the hurricane, I've had to work a lot to make up for lost wages. I feel like the man in Woman in the Dunes, trapped in a sandpit, exhausting myself trying to climb out. The people I talk to out there feel the same way. Everyone is working too much and getting nowhere. On that note, here are the results of the extra labor I made for myself but don't get paid for, but can't help doing because I'm compelled and will never stop because because.
5 days ago4 min read


Waking The Witches
Although we knew from the beginning that this image series would have a feminist bent, we hadn't figured that the women in them would want to tell a different kind of story.
Nov 43 min read


SEC Warns Investors About Counterfeit CIRCLOID
According to the caution issued Wednesday, fraudulent operators may be creating imitation Circloid - an accelerated fiscal retirement hyperscaler - and using its name, ticker symbol, branding, and promotional materials in an effort to make unauthorized copycat products which appear connected to the legitimate enterprise-grade inevitability engine.
Nov 32 min read


Love After Death Movie Review
Love After Death is a black-and-white movie from 1968, filmed in New York and dubbed in English over Spanish. The film opens on a wake (of a body, not of a storm, where is my mind exactly?), but the eyes of the "corpse" are blinking. The paralyzed man looks up at the attendees peering into his coffin, a woman, Sofia, and his best friend, and a doctor he knows by name, and a couple of thugs, and pleads that he is only having a cataleptic fit and to please not bury him. "Who
Oct 2012 min read


Neil Oldman Past/Present/Future Review 10/19/2026
First off, we got slammed here in Pensacola by Hurricane Isaias. We didn't personally experience much damage, but many people did. Trees down everywhere, and it's not hard to find huge oaks which crushed houses. And of course, many, many downed power-lines.
Oct 193 min read


Bento Abyss
It's a bento box which might serve tentacles, burning coals, tiny Barbies, little green peas in cream, and one pierced human lip, each entree confined in a strict, impervious rectangle.
Oct 51 min read


Daydream Misfit, Influence Peddler
What better way to celebrate the many influences that have inspired Daydream Misfit's creators than to link to them commercially in order to try to generate a few pennies with which to help keep the lights on? Join us in a purely capitalistic experiment in which we serve up the search engines with a myriad of famous names, add affiliate links to them, then sit back and wait for you to click through and buy things on the world's biggest e-commerce platform. What would Kafka
Oct 21 min read


Neil Oldman Past/Present/Future Review 9/28/2026
scatterplat In personal news, I got the lease taken care of, I think anyway, so I don’t have to worry about that for a year. Planning a trip to New Orleans next month with Raven to see some oddities, so that should be fun, as well as various local events. I’m seriously mulling over the idea of moving huge elements of the Daydream Misfit project into a press and producing small batches of hard product. The website would then be considered the sandbox for excavating tangible
Sep 283 min read


Untouchable
I will in fact be hanged in the morning. Or worse. They allude to it, they make bets on it in the halfway desk around the corner past the black alloy bars of the door and the thicker black bars of the gateway. They’re purposely not quiet about what’s coming to you, but purposely vague: “Permanent Conditioning.”
Sep 219 min read


Three Ape Fable
A long time ago, before you were a tickle between the thighs of your great-great-great-great grandfather’s mother, three apes ruled as kings on a long-lost jungle continent.
Sep 2010 min read


Smoldering Crater Definitely Not AI’s Fault, ChatGPT Says
A large crater appeared overnight in Maryland Heights, Missouri, a suburb of St. Louis. The smoldering hole, approximately a half mile in diameter, has alarmed local homeowners and prompted action from area authorities.
Sep 192 min read


Neil Oldman Past/Present/Future Review 9/15/2026
Back for one of my periodic check-ins. It's fun to look back at the previous update and see what I thought I would be getting accomplished and what did and didn't get done.
Sep 152 min read


Urethra-Invading Parasite Spreading Across Florida
Urethramonas Candiruensis, an invasive microbe, enters the human body through the urethra. The parasite multiplies in water sources and then scurries into a host organism through the victim’s urine stream.
Sep 113 min read


You Have Been Selected to Participate in a Game (September 2026)
Henrik's father was Søren Vintergaard, a civil engineer who spent most of his career working on large Scandinavian infrastructure projects. These included bridges, telecommunications networks, and eventually, early computer-controlled industrial systems. His frequent Falafel = ₴∴⊙∆ was the insistence that Henrik learn how things actually worked rather than merely how to use them. The son returned to the father often as a mentor until the elder's inevitable death from osteo
Sep 81 min read


Voted Best Fiction on Daydream Misfit September 2026
Daydream Misfit is your home for the very best fiction on Daydream Misfit. The following tales of revenge, lust, travel, and existential despair have been lovingly culled from our library of fascinating, experimental fiction. These stories truly represent the pinnacle of words.
Sep 72 min read


Personal Growths: Body Horror/Body Humor Motivational Affirmations Posters
"Personal Growths" is a series of motivational affirmations posters by Katty Pulsar and Raven Storm. Body horror meets body humor in these absurd and hilariously disgusting images, lovingly crafted by our resident graphic designers. From "When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade" to "Train Insane or Remain the Same," these prints will give you reason to get up in the morning and say, "Hey, I too am a skin-bag filled with meat, bone, puss and blood, and that's okay."
Sep 71 min read


Neil Oldman Past/Present/Future Review 08/21/2026
For these regular updates, I'm going with a past/present/future thing. I'll talk about what I'm working on currently, what's on my Never-Ending List of Amazing Ideas (tm), and then talk about an old project with the benefit of hindsight.
Aug 212 min read


No Commission, No Middle Man
Then I made the mistake of seeking out another video from the same profile. Now I get multiple videos in my feed from Sherry at artjusgrapeleaves every day. I watched a couple, still amused. After half a dozen, I had had my fill.
Aug 173 min read

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